So.... you are probably wondering what is so great about me.
Well that is a good question. Look at you asking the tough questions... go you!
Well..to start off I am NOT a good writer. I failed grade 11 English (summer school...yuck!) and I will often misspell things and rely on the help of auto correct to save my ass. I will go in and out of the "past and present" tense...and I don't really care. So..if you are an Engrish nut (see what I did there..hehe) then you should probably stop reading this blog...as it will just make you angry and probably ruin your day. I also swear, use weird words that will only make sense to my friends, and will say things that may or may not offend you...to that I say grow up. Anyways, I am tall...I am a Ginger...and I enjoy sarcasm. As of last Friday I am an unemployed girl with a giant backpack on my way to New Zealand to learn more about the world, people, and myself.....let's get this shit started....
*Shooting Guns is kinda neat...
Well that is a good question. Look at you asking the tough questions... go you!
Well..to start off I am NOT a good writer. I failed grade 11 English (summer school...yuck!) and I will often misspell things and rely on the help of auto correct to save my ass. I will go in and out of the "past and present" tense...and I don't really care. So..if you are an Engrish nut (see what I did there..hehe) then you should probably stop reading this blog...as it will just make you angry and probably ruin your day. I also swear, use weird words that will only make sense to my friends, and will say things that may or may not offend you...to that I say grow up. Anyways, I am tall...I am a Ginger...and I enjoy sarcasm. As of last Friday I am an unemployed girl with a giant backpack on my way to New Zealand to learn more about the world, people, and myself.....let's get this shit started....
*Shooting Guns is kinda neat...
Practicing...in case I run out of money and have to rely on my "other" skills.....??
My posse, my Bitches, my Pirate Hookers, my Vaginas, my Beauties, my Loves of my life, my ladies, my
FRIENDS!! They are who have shaped who I am today. Each and every single one of them (there are lots missing from this pic) hold a special place in my heart. Fuck I love these girls (yes..I swear a lot...sorry mamma...I learned it from Dad, I swear!)
My other half.....with bigger boobs and a smaller ass....KETCHUP!
Well look at you girl - now you can add "writer" to your always growing resume of accomplishments. Loved what you've created - made me laugh out loud several times. Keep postin' - there are many who will be walking beside you via your blog and living through your adventures vicariously, especially me! Big momma hugs
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